Petting Zoo (Lyrics by MissPrism)
The mp3 of this song can be downloaded HERE.I’d like to build a petting zoo For bestiality I have a scheme, a dream harem A sex menagerie I'd like to shag a cormorant Go dogging with the hounds Perhaps dry-hump a camel on the desert's sandy mounds I’d pork a pig and mount a horse Get horny with a cow I’d titillate an ocelot if only I knew how I want to sleep with dormice Find out if a dingo goes And if I met a sperm whale You could all shout "There she blows!" I’d lay the hens and goose the geese And gobble turkeys too I want to bang a siamang And jump a kangaroo I’d like to bone hyenas Catching crabs could be a laugh I’d finger fish and pull a mussel Necking a giraffe I’d like to bum a bumblebee I’ve known a cockatoo So bring your K-Y Jellyfish And join the petting zoo! But love a dove or fuck a duck You’ll be misunderstood My zo-o-philic longings never came to any good - My planning application Was abruptly thrown away I hate those interfering prudes the RSPCA