Dr Gillian's Lifestyle Books
The mp3 of this song can be downloaded HERE.Gillian McKeith, Gillian McKeith The rubbish that she feeds us often beggars belief A man from Cardiff tried her tips on healthy cuisine He drank a pint of chlorophyll and now he's gone green On sunny days he synthesizes all that he needs Thanks to Dr Gillian's lifestyle books Gillian McKeith, Gillian McKeith She's got a very large head but she's small underneath A team of lawyers guards her business from scrutiny So heaven help the fool who questions Gill's PhD! Although it's not accredited I'm sure you'd agree It's the best in Dr Gillian's books She wants to help the nation Through molecular vibration And colonic irrigation Simply feeds her poo fixation Gillian McKeith, oh, Gillian McKeith And her coprophilic lifestyle books *kazoo/swannee whistle solo* Turd advice again! Gillian McKeith, Gillian McKeith Her take on plant biology is somewhat unique A lady from West Yorkshire ate a packet of seeds They gave her so much energy she ran off to Leeds Then buggered off to Bradford at incredible speed Thanks to Dr Gillian's lifestyle books Dr Gillian's "healthy" lifestyle books If you follow Doctor Gillian's books, good luck.