Baloney M(MC)
The mp3 of this song can be downloaded HERE.There was a physician in practice long ago He worked hard and long, in his days as SHO Most people looked to him for first class patient care But to MMC he was just another spare He could treat all manner of afflictions With his knowledge and his skills Now he's broke and fighting an addiction To prescription pills Amitriptyline Prozac and duloxetine There was a doc that really was gone Nardil, sertraline Zispin, Carbamazepine He took them all and he carried on His med school tutors said he would go far Now he's dressed in rags and he's propping up the bar In junior doctor days, the on-calls never ceased Now he's down and out since his training post was squeezed His dedication to the job was real A credit to the GMC Now he washes pills down with tequila Thanks to MMC Trifluoperazine Valium, olanzapine A one-way trip through Corrigan's door Prochlorperazine Sulpiride, quetiapine He took them all and came back for more And as Patsy's hatred for doctors and hunger for power became known to more and more people the demands to do something about this outrageous plan became louder and louder "These doctors have to go" declared the powers that be So his colleagues packed their bags and departed overseas MTAS crashed so his form was null and void And he lost the plot when they made him unemployed On the dole, he found he couldn't cope He began to lose his grip Pawned his Littmann, and his otoscope then he wrote his final script Morphine, pethidine Acuphase, chlorpromazine They helped him get back on to the wards Haldol, clozapine PRN procyclidine It wasn't quite like it was before Play-doh, plasticine Basket weaving, tapestry He hasn't had so much fun in years Wave that tambourine Nearly time for cookery That's modernising medics' careers Oh, those politicians