Study For Nothing (sweary version)
The mp3 of this song can be downloaded HERE.Look at them patients; that's the way you do it You take the doctors out of A&E Years of working, then Patricia blew it Study for nothin' thanks to MMC Now they ain't workin', and thanks to Mrs Hewitt Your healthcare worker could be anyone Who'll maybe stick a plaster on your little finger Maybe stick a finger up your bum We got to install business consultants Where the doctors, they used to be We gotta move these defibrillators We gotta choose new management suites See the little vulture with the scheming and the shake-up Yeah, buddy, it's her idea That little vulture got her own career plan That little vulture's killing patient care She got it in for docs in their dozens She got them fighting for specialties She got to prove she's the terminator She gotta prove she's worse than John Reid We gotta play ball or we get nothin' Application's a lottery She gotta lose these junior doctors She gotta lose 8,000 trainees I shoulda learned to be an electrician I shoulda learned to build an' plumb Look at that registration, I could stick it up my fucking bell-end For all the good it's done And she's up there, our Pat, she's talkin' 'bout choices Banging on about the overpaid GPs That ain't truthful, but that's the way she do it Cos the patients mean nothing to the Treasury It's coming in 2007 In the name of efficiency We gotta use our calculators We gotta lose these ECGs Now this ain't workin' out, Patricia Hewitt You're saving money with your MMC But that ain't what it's about, Patricia Hewitt It's the patients you're bluffing, but you don't fool me